What have I done!?

Why is it that as soon as you have something good comeing into your life or already in your life it fucks up? Like seriouly c'mon. What the fuck have I done to piss Karma off so much to make my life shit? I'm going to walk you through my Sunday just past.
I woke up with a rageing hang over because I drank way too much Vodka which meant I was being sick quite a lot due to the alcohol. I was being sick and thinking to myself "Well once this is up I'l be fine" was I? no. I was sick at least 4 more times before I felt the slightest bit better. I then realised due to being sick so much I had poped a blood vesil in my right eye rendering me with a blood shot eye and everybody going "Oh my fucking god! What happend to your eye!?". After wakeing up with the hang over and blood shot eye I had to walk 2 miles to my school early in the morning to practis for my drama exam which really pissed me off. I got to school but I didint know my group had to leave at 12 which left us with only 45 minutes of time to practice. We never did. Worse than that I bought a bottle of flavored water Kiwi and Strawberry. But at the time I didnt know it was fizzy. I opened the bottle and WOOOOSH! it all comes flying out of the bottle over me. That fucking sucked!
What the fuck have I done to piss Karma off? I don't know but I'm sorry! stop picking on me! I didnt do it and even if I did i wasent there and if I was there I was asleep so stop giveing me hangovers, bloodshot eyes, drama practise and fizzy drinks that expload over me! - Jordan ranting about his bad day.