Bulgaria.

I recently went on holliday to the country of Bulgaria. I left on the 14th of Febuary and returned on the 21st of Febuary. The main reason I went to Bulgaria is because we where going Sking. It sounded like good fun and I must admit it was. Not quite for me but still good. There where a lot of things in Bulgaria that pissed me and my family off to the extream. I will list them but that dosent meen bullet points.

1. Okay, Day one we began our sking experiance which involved a lot of falling over and strugleing to get back up. At 12 our Ski Instructer Jorej <- Bulgarian I can spell George. At 12 o clock he tells us its dinner time and we should go for dinner. We all agreed and followed him to the returante. We all had chips wich cost us 2.50 Levs which is £1.20 in british money. We all thaught that was reasonable so we went back the next day for dinner also. They had moved the prices of the drinks and the chips up to 5 Levs which meens they conned me and my family out of a lot of money due to there being so many of us.

2. Day three. Some prick stole my ski boots out of the shelf in the Ski Depot. Which meant I had to expain to a Bulgarian man who could not understand me that I had no boots and was in need of new ones. After about half hour of trying to get him to understand me I had the boots. Extreamly tight and did not feel comfy at all. I get down to the group and they all had there skis on and left me and my Sister standing there. My right boot did not fit into the ski and the Instructure could have fixed that problem in a mater of seconds. Insted I had to go all the way back to the Ski Depot and I had to talk to the Bulgarian who could not understand English yet again.

3. Redbull is a energy drink as I'm sure you all know. Over here it costs us £1 to buy in the small can. In Bulgaria it costs 8 Levs which is worth £4. £4! for a small can of Redbull! What the hell is wrong with the world!?

4. If you add two girls with makeup and a white towel you get a white towel with makeup on it. Foundation and Maskara was on this small white towel and the Bulgarian people tryed to get us to pay for it because they think its ruind yet they refuse to wash the towel. Mr Maen-Edwards had taken the towel up stairs and cleaned it in the tap in a mater of seconds and there was a unused towel in Maen-Edwards room that was dirtyer than the makeup coverd hand towel.

Thats my rant about Bulgaria over. It was a good holiday but the Bulgarians are thiveing dick heads. Jorje was fun and cool, he was the tidy Bulgarian.