Joe Pesci my new God.

Joe Pesci a lot of you may know him as the short bad guy from Home Alone 1 and 2. But if you really know your Joe Pesci you will know he is the gratest Mafia film actor in the world! He played Nicky Santtoro in the film Casino which is also a grate film but thats for a diffrent blog. He also appered in the epic film Goodfellas. In Goodfellas he played Tommy DeVito the Italian American "Wiseguy" and you can tell he is so good because he won a Oscar for best suporting actor in Goodfellas.
Once you win a Oscar you can do any thing you want to do for example Joe Pesci did a one time thing and raped in a song and here is th vidio.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p4et8Dt6rco

Why he is my god. Think about this. You pray to god about the guy next door with his loud dog because its driveing you insine, a few weeks pas and the dog is still barking after you prayed to god everyday. But with Joe Pesci one phone call to the guy he will sort the guy out by the time you hang up the phone. Its quite amazeing what one man can do with a Baseball Bat.

Mozart you prick.

Mozart. Boy Genius? No.

People think he is a genius because he could play the piano and he was deaf. He wrote the song Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when he was three. Well he may have done that but he made almost three songs with the same tune. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star; ABC Song and Baa Baa Black Sheep. (Don't call me raciest for the song title. Grow up.) So he thinks he is all good "I composed three songs by the time I was three" well news for you little boy: All the tunes are the same, even I can do that so don't think your big.

My rant about Mozart.
Thanks for reading.

Slipknot.

Slipknot. Ether known as "Rock Legends" or "The dicks who scream and wear masks". And whats pissing me off isn't Slipknot. No, no no. Its you my friend. You have never listened to a Slipknot song in your life correct? Well if you have not listened to any of there songs STOP SAYING THEY ARE SHIT! They are a good band. They are a lot better than your Britney Spears bull shit so if you plan on judging them I think you should sit down listen to a few songs then make your mind up okay?

You all may think "All they do is scream they don't even sing" well you are wrong here are a few examples.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoTUIe1-2fo
Slipknot Vermilion Part 2.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i73fPal91b0
Stone Sour ZZYZX Road. This is the lead singer from Slipknot (Corey Taylor) other band.

I am hopeing you ether sit down and listen to Slipknot or Stone Sour because if you want a more chilled out version of Slipknot you have it right there.

Ashleigh Williams.

A few days back Ashleigh Williams in my year in school asked me to write a blog about her. So there isn't much to say about her really so this is not going to be one of my long exciting blogs like I normally do but I think its good enough.
So Ashleigh here is your blog and I hope you enjoy it.

Miss Albertelli

Miss Albertelli teaches me sience in my school. And about 3 muinits ago I asked "Miss Albertelli do you have facebook?" but in Welsh. She said yes and I then say "I will add you" and she refuses to accsept me! Can you beleve it!? Being such a goodboy in my class the least she could do is accsept me. So then I can comment her saying "Miss Albertelli whats the home work again" it will be great. I hope she reads this xD.

Websites Blocked in school.

Why the hell are all the decent websites in school blocked!? Caerfilli County block every game website; online webpages like: Bebo, Facebook and MySpace. I know that dureing school time we are meant to be doing work furthering our education but we still need time to wined down at the end of the lesons when all our work is done.
Most of the time there are websites which unblock websites but they make it so slow and after a while the page will go down. After about a week ever website that unblocks all the webpages are printed 0ff down in Caerfilli Offices wich then get forwarded to the school tecsition who will then block the website wich unblocks websites!
Just as a f**k you to my school I am doing this blog as I am sitting in sicence.

Why I sould be in Organized Crime.

Reason.
The Organized Crime business is a tough business and I think I have what it takes to be in Organized Crime. Some people think that Organized Crime is something off The Godfather. Guns, Drugs and Protection. Well for me it is diffrent. My school is my money pit. Every day hundreds of potention customers come into the school with at least one pound a day. And it is my job to take that money. Not by force but by useing my head.

The Rackets.
My school cafe sells cans of coke which is Coke Zero, Diet Coke ect. You know the bad tasteing stuff. Well I go out and buy pack of 60 cans of coke for £10 and I bought four packs which gave me 240 cans to sell and that cost me £40. My school sells there cans for 65 pence and I sell my cans for 50 pence which are better qualety and cheeper than the school.
I have recently taken up Pool wich I now play on a reguler bases. Each game is winner stays on. So I play bad and lose the game. Then I offer the other player a rematch and I also place a bet on tha game it goes from £5 to £10 and then play as good as you can play and take the money and then move on to another table.

Dress the part.
After selling all of the cans for 50 pence it left me with £120 in my pocket. I used the money to buy a new pinstripe suit; Blue shirt; White shirt; two ties and a pair of nice dress shoes. useing the money I get of the pool husteling I bought more cans and kept the business going with that and also keeping £20 back to use for the pool hustle again.

That is why I think I should be in Organized Crime.